A vast collection of people inhabiting the middle lands of North America, who see themselves as superior to other nations despite the fact that more than half their teenage population cannot read the time off an analogue clock.
Their general stupidity and lack of productivity means that their society consists of a vast horde of imbeciles propped up by a small but often world-beating elite.
America is renowned for the circus that is its national politics, which is dominated by one party full of politicians who push nice, compassionate-sounding legislation that does nothing to solve national problems, and another full of partially-literate lunatics who believe the earth is 6000 years old. It has not had a President with fully functioning mental capabilities since 2016.
Their general stupidity and lack of productivity means that their society consists of a vast horde of imbeciles propped up by a small but often world-beating elite.
America is renowned for the circus that is its national politics, which is dominated by one party full of politicians who push nice, compassionate-sounding legislation that does nothing to solve national problems, and another full of partially-literate lunatics who believe the earth is 6000 years old. It has not had a President with fully functioning mental capabilities since 2016.
The only way you can get away with invading a country for no reason and killing a million people is by being America
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We smoked the last one an hour ago
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And the moon rose over an open field
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So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner's pies
And we walked off to look for America
"Kathy," I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh
Michigan seems like a dream to me now
It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw
I've gone to look for America
Laughing on the bus playing games with the faces
She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said, "Be careful: his bowtie is really a camera,"
Toss me a cigarette I think there's one in the raincoat
We smoked the last one an hour ago
So I looked at the scenery she read her magazine
And the moon rose over an open field
Kathy I'm lost I said though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for America
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Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
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