adjourney

A road-trip dat you make after court lets out.

Madea felt lucky whenever she was able to make an adjourney home 'cuz so many times she hadda spend time in da slammer after her case was heard.

by QuacksO December 15, 2025

closet adjacent

A male who displays homosexual tendancies, but still has sex with women.

Don: "Hey. Have you met that Johnny kid? That guys seems pretty gay."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."

by Nicholas Pappermen July 10, 2011

gravponics adjustable drain

The drain system on a gravponics system is called a gravponics adjustable drain.

1. The drain system on a gravponics sytem required a gravponics adjustable drain.

2. It is the same as a gravponics drain

by doublestandarddems April 21, 2013

insurance adjustment

Meeting at the bar for work. Formerly known as "safety meeting."

It's time for an insurance adjustment.

by TheBronk January 26, 2017

rape adjacent

That which is near to that which is rapey.

"Why would you go this way? People get raped out here!"
"I think we're ok, its only rape adjacent."

by ScoonNfriends September 20, 2017

Public Adjuster

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.

When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.

by urbancreaterdude May 31, 2018

Purpose Adjacent

To be adjacent to purpose. The ability to be constantly seeking purpose that's consistently there.

He thought he had veered away from his goals/dreams, but all along he was purpose adjacent.

by Titan Capri October 18, 2019