Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants
Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”
by Concludedspade November 02, 2020
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spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .
guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.
by riddler256 August 05, 2011
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Noodle doodle

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
by Nicko the dicko April 15, 2014
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danger noodle

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!
Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.
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Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.
by teachonmars January 21, 2019
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Slapping the noodle

This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
by Spanking that April 21, 2016
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Noodle Bowl

At a concert, this would be the hippie equivalent of a moshpit.
Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.
by wecanhavehightimes July 19, 2018
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