cum

When the one-eyed-yogurt-slinging-purple-headed-cyclops spits

Drink that shit bitch! It makes you live longer!

by A.Dizzle January 31, 2007

Cum

The sperm/semen mix that exits from the head of a man's penis during ejaculation.

"After my masseuse let out a hormone, I shot cum all over her face."

by Bob Homes April 14, 2006

cum

something a guy does way before the woman has a chance too. usually during sex sometimes not even that.

guy- i know this is weird but u just made me cum in my pants

girl- gross dude

by something spectacular July 5, 2009

cum

a substance that everyone (even guys) love....like me i like it sooooooo much...

when two men are "sexually" active, when they are aroused it cums out.

by chester the melester January 15, 2008

Cummings

(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.

"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."

by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019

Cum

White stuff that comes out of a male's dick when he's horny

I'm gonna fucking cum~

by •animemilk• August 28, 2021

cum

luve juice

thats moist meat daddy
thicker fill me up baby !!!!!
put that sucklent cum in my mouth for me to feast on.

by pencle October 17, 2018