A person who temporarily adopts fandom of a team because of a close friend or family member who also likes the team. It’s done in a positive spirit of all wanting to root for the same team.
Ask Steve if he wants to go the game, I know he doesn’t care about Basketball but he’s a Bandwagon Bro and will have a lot of fun and cheer for the team like they’re his favorite.
by jbird3030 June 05, 2025
by ECPcuh July 23, 2018
(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.
Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 06, 2022
by gregory III October 02, 2023
When you jerk of together with your bro. It's not gay when you say "No homo".
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Sometimes this ends up as a bro job.
Bro1: I'm feeling so horny right now.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
Bro2: What about a bro jerk?
Bro1: Good idea, let's get started.
by zehsgzdhe63727 August 28, 2023
A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 17, 2025
1. A series of video games developed and published by Nintendo.
2. A 1985 video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer (Famicom) and later rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Wii Virtual Console, Wii U Virtual Console, Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, and a title included with Nintendo Switch Online for the Nintendo Switch.
2. A 1985 video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES)/Family Computer (Famicom) and later rereleased for the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo Wii Virtual Console, Wii U Virtual Console, Nintendo 3DS Virtual Console, and a title included with Nintendo Switch Online for the Nintendo Switch.
by Cezico October 20, 2019