Pissing on my shit 

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.

"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"

Pissing on my shit by hintfo June 9, 2012

pisskey dick 

When during sex you have to urinate so badly that you cannot maintain an erection.

Friend: "What happened last night man, girl told me you went limp?"
You: "Well I was pretty drunk and it happened so fast I didn't go to the bathroom when we got to my place."
Friend: "Uh oh"
You: "Yeah... I had pisskey dick real bad."

pisskey dick by ekcrisp July 13, 2012

pissedoffallthetimeus 

The worst species of girl friend.

This is the worst type of girl friend- the pissedoffallthetimeus.
Or more simply, my girlfriend. pissedoffallthetimeus

pissedoffallthetimeus by pissedoffallthetimeus February 1, 2013

pissy party 

A pissy party is when you have a group of friends over to drink beer and piss in your bath tub all night then the next day you bathe in it

After last night's "pissy party" there should be enough piss to soak my whole body

pissy party by donkey puncher1983 May 20, 2014

pissmat

That little pissmat you have around your toilet, usually with men and older people, if a woman needed it, I'd be rather scared...

"oh damn it, I needed a pissmat last night, I kept missing the toilet..."

pissmat by wordoftheday :D August 22, 2014

Pisscrack

The part of the vagina that looks like a butt crack in the front

"Hey girl, lemme see dat pisscrack!"

Pisscrack by pisscrackgirl April 2, 2016

pissboil 

The act of performing an action aimed to annoy or antagonise your audience. Then laughing and grinning about it.
see also: pissboiler, pissboiling

I can't believe Luis Suarez did that. He kicked out at the defender then went down like he was shot when the defender retaliated. Pissboiling at it's finest.

pissboil by Saprobie October 5, 2016