Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024

Chip lash

The art of snapping your head to the left of right when you see a huge plate of chips.

Iv really hurt my neck today…. I got chip lash when a waiter walked past me with a fresh bowl of chips

by HKO15 May 9, 2024

Eating last night's parmo

A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.

I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.

by Eidorb Norton the Unseemly May 29, 2024

wet laser

the sopping wet laser sound in a cheerleading song.

'that wet laser in that teams song was sopping!'

by mystorgrumpet June 7, 2024

the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.

Face the laser piss beam of death you moron

by JackerEgg July 4, 2024

Goths last hope

When a goth/emo girl give a man full control during sex and he alternates between making out with her mouth and pussy

I had a goths last hope last night

by Super goth slayer19 September 10, 2024

Elusive Last

An online network of freakazoids and gooners.

"Have you gotten waved on Elusive Last yet?"
"Hell no! They're all freaks! Especially ghost_goober and im_ing!"

by ashykins. October 30, 2024