Dick Tickle

When someone runs a finger up the shaft of your penis that causes you to laugh

Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.

by Ilovedicktickles🍆 March 14, 2021

fin dick

A surfer that gets a hard on for large waves and surfboards.

Look at all these wax heads and fin dicks at the beach today.

by kanskii February 13, 2014

pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.

by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

Urban Dick

An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.

*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"

by Devil On Yo Shoder January 7, 2012

fluffy dick

When you nut so hard you become Asian and your dick is super fluffy now.

I fucked this Swedish housemaid super hard and now I think I have a fluffy dick.

by Cuntfusser December 19, 2017

dick click

Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.

When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.

by Bructus September 30, 2010