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lewis black

Jewish comic who makes a living by screaming his head off about things that everyone already knows anyway. Lewis Black is occasionally very funny and thought-provoking in his approach but some of his jokes miss the mark and his angry persona wears off on a viewer over time. His piece on the Daily Show far outshines his stand-up specials because they're just long enough to be entertaining without being grating. Can best be thought of as a stand-up version of Maddox. A tad overrated in many of the same areas as the late Mitch Hedberg.
Although I prefer his segments on the Daily Show, Lewis Black's best stand-up effort in my opinion is "The End."
by Squid Wrangler April 12, 2005
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black nasty

A person dat is very dark skinned but has a way wit da ladies which gives him da term nasty as bein a freak in da bed
Dat nigga last night was black nasty. He had me in all these different positions
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black madonna

Overwhelming temptress.

Exceptionally Beautiful Dancer, Stripper, Go Go.

Far beyond the normal.

Referencing Mary Magdalene, Jesus' Temptation and love.
Mary Magdalene.

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That I'd sell my soul, my self-esteem a dollar at a time
For one chance, one kiss, one taste of you, my black Madonna
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by Pharos December 23, 2009
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Black Letter

A break up letter. A short, impolite letter you send to someone to break up with them rather than doing it in person.
by edward.r.meow August 24, 2010
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Black-Moccasin

When a girl is taking a shower, you sneak in the room, turn off the lights, then bang her and leave before she figures out who did it; rape with no chance of being caught.
Cody Black-moccasinned Ms. Nguyen yesterday.
by Bader4Lyfe May 7, 2009
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black freeday

the one day of the whole year that blacks will be free.
i cant believe its already black freeday! i just hope they dont kill us!
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Oliver Black

A Band from Welland, Ontario. The best fucking band in the whole fucking world.
Oliver Black Fuckin' Rocks!!!!
by Ashlee_Black March 3, 2009
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