Turd Dog

A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.

ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"

by MixeePoo May 16, 2010

Dog Nap

A state of deep relaxation; a time of resting.

"Hey cat lady! Dog naps are better than cat naps" - Jordan

by Anti-CatLady December 16, 2012

Dog Hoe

When your dog wont stop humping shit

Why is your dog humping that toy?
Oh, she's just a dog hoe.

by I have a dog hoe June 11, 2018

Blame it on the dog

When one defecates in a public area and when confronted blames the dog.

When Jackson shit in Devons pond he used the 'blame it on the dog' technique.

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

dyke dogs

the fat rolls that are visible on the back of the neck (base of neck) of a masculine lesbian because of her short boyish haircut.

Damn, look at the dyke dogs on that bitch's neck!

by AntoniusXXX March 20, 2012

twat dog

a twat dog is when a male tries sticking his limp dick into a girls vagina, and it won't go in beacause it is limp like a hot dog, similar to whiskey dick.

That swamp donkey was so ugly i got a twat dog and was able to perform sexual endeavors with her.

by connor savage March 25, 2008

Dog Beers

Drinking beers left behind while people away from their table in a bar.

Sam was getting drunk on dog beers before they caught him. That is when the fight started.

by SGT Nitro September 22, 2015