Smash dicks

Act of smashing dicks with another person

Go smash dicks with someone

by Tallerthanu504 February 16, 2009

Dick Rider

Someone who likes or wears and agrees with something that is popular just because other people do

Johnny: I'm going to try out for the soccer team

Bob: you don't even like soccer

Johnny : So every one is trying out I might as well

Bob: You a Dick Rider

by The Truth teller 1017 August 19, 2017

Rope Dick

A rope dick is a particular type of cowboy. They hold their dick like it’s their rope and their rope like it’s their dick, and don’t care about much outside of that way of life.

Texas is full of rope dicks!

by {demigod} January 21, 2023

pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.

by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

Urban Dick

An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.

*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"

by Devil On Yo Shoder January 7, 2012

Dick Misering

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.

Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011