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my whole ass

an adjective describing something dramatic, in excess
damn bro, last night i drank my whole ass. dont remember much except for that swamp donkey i ended up taking home
by JimBrosiv February 5, 2009
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grinds my goat

A mixed metaphor with the sole purpose of annoying the older generations.
That really grinds my goat.

I think you mean 'grinds my gears'

Shut up, you old hack.
by buggsy87 October 7, 2015
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My Band Class

Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the one boy
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.

Bassoons: very quiet

Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
My Cand Class-
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French horn
"Hey so like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my french horns?
by Ţəķå§hï ⁶⁹ December 2, 2019
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Nigger In My Pants

When you poo poo ka ka yo self and dat dun look like black man!
"aww shit donnie, i think theres a nigger in my pants."
"well you better drop that nigger in a toilet before it stinks up the whole room, Phil!"
by CumGuzzlerOwO May 2, 2019
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my secret family

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.
Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family
by RacheRache May 16, 2018
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My Faggot Academia

What people who hate that piece of shit show My Hero Academia call it.
Kanye West: Yo I love My Hero, that show cums. Bakugo is best boy.
Eminem: More like My Faggot Academia. Worst shit I ever seen, man.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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my true love

My true love is the one in your life that everybody needs! He/she is sexy, kind, funny and they are the one your gonna spend the rest of your life with, have kids with and get married to!! This is something that everybody needs so go out there and find your true love
Girl~hey I love you! Your my true love and always will be
Boy~ yes baby, I love you and you will always be my true love forever and ever
by Abigail palmer May 22, 2017
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