kissing disease

Glandular fever, you get it from kissing or sahring drinks. Most people have had it by the age of 21. It takes 4 to 8 weeks to affect you. Symptoms are fever and severe sore throat. It can be contagious for years and can resurface at any time in your life.

"You know that girl you just pulled had the kissing disease."

Fuck

kissing disease by Mogali March 14, 2006

australian kisses 

eating a girl's pussy

I'm gonna give u some australian kisses, but not if u have a nappy dugout

australian kisses by KY March 2, 2004

kissing cousin 

n. A distant relative known well enough to kiss when greeting. To be distinguished from fucking cousin.

I'm not sure exactly how I'm related to him, he's just a kissing cousin.

kissing cousin by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004

ass kissing 

The verb form for ass kisser. Also known as sucking up, bootlicking, bum kissing, butt kissing, toadying. It's pretending that you think everything about someone you want something from (such as a boss) is wonderful. If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

The extreme form of ass kissing is brown nosing: someone who kisses ass so much his nose turns brown.

If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

ass kissing by Ann Nichols September 18, 2006

coco butter kisses 

When a parent or guardian smothers you in kisses and affection.

Boy: "Mom can I get coco butter kisses"
Mom: "Yes you may sweetie "

coco butter kisses by Dman6487 April 6, 2017

Kissjob 

Originally defined as 'Half way between a kiss and a blowjob"

You know the mouth movement one does when performing a blowie?

It's like that, except on the lips. Sucking someones lips instead of properly kissing. Often done when you're trying to make out with someone for the first time, although if the other person is doing it first time too, I guess you're Ok.

"Is he any good at making out?"

"Fuck no, he just gave me a sloppery kissjob..."

Kissjob by FlamingSackOfPizza November 9, 2012

sloppy kisser 

1. Noun- a person who kisses using excess saliva and predominant use of tongue outside of mouth

Dear diary, she's a sloppy kisser, had to wipe my mouth off with my sleeves several times, but I'm still fallen for her.

sloppy kisser by your.mojo.on.drugs July 8, 2009