sink dick

An act performed by a woman for the woman. A aroused man receives fellatio near a sink running cold water. As the man is about to climax the female takes the extendable sink handle and blasts the male's gentiles with cold water so he fails to climax and shrinks to his resting length. The women then continues giving dome until the man is about to climax. Again the female blasts his male pride with the cold water. The process is repeated for an hour and the man never climaxes.

Girl 1: I'm just trying to find a man who will treat me with respect.
Girl 2: I heard bobby is willing to perform sink dick.
Girl 1: wow, what a selfless gentleman! I'll hit him up

by bigmeat69er March 3, 2017

gregs dick

The big boy dick, the dick that makes girls, men, dogs, cats, houses, planets in devastation. This dick is so big that the solar system actually goes around the dick. The dick is so big that it could bring harambe back to life. It is Gregs dick.

Big Bertha sat upon the monster and she was brought to another dimension. That is the power of Gregs dick.

by Greg Khaled August 31, 2016

Smash dicks

Act of smashing dicks with another person

Go smash dicks with someone

by Tallerthanu504 February 16, 2009

Dick Rider

Someone who likes or wears and agrees with something that is popular just because other people do

Johnny: I'm going to try out for the soccer team

Bob: you don't even like soccer

Johnny : So every one is trying out I might as well

Bob: You a Dick Rider

by The Truth teller 1017 August 19, 2017

Rope Dick

A rope dick is a particular type of cowboy. They hold their dick like it’s their rope and their rope like it’s their dick, and don’t care about much outside of that way of life.

Texas is full of rope dicks!

by {demigod} January 21, 2023

pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.

by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013