John

A Tight Bitch

I got john (a tight bitch)

by INfamousGhost100 February 15, 2019

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden

John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"

by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019

John McCann Roll

This is the act rolling into a strip club for style in order to get the attention of not only the stripper but the other patrons in the fine establishment.

Guy 1: “Yo, what that chubby kid doin”
Guy 2: “He doin the John McCann Roll into that titty bar”

by GrannyLicker69BangingTime June 8, 2022

John Michael

Some little shit that runs up to your butt hole and probes the living shit out of it

Man, I just got John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

John A

Our Lord and Saviour

"I love John A"

by Mister Pain November 30, 2023

John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt

John pork rizzing the heck up ishowspeeds gyatt so he did the thug shake on Fortnite catnap doing the rizzy move

“ John pork rizzing up ishowspeed doing the thug shake gyatt is good”

by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024