Urban Dick

An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.

*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"

by Devil On Yo Shoder January 7, 2012

Stanky Dick

The odor on your genital area created by not showering and/or washing your genital area after sexual intercourse.

Last night I slept with Michelle and now I have that stanky dick.

by ElSantos November 11, 2011

Dick Nest

The pubic hair surrounding a man's penis

Brian: "My lady doesn't mind my Italian dick nest."

Ben: "Your what?"

Brian: "The bush around my dick."

by Danigans86 January 6, 2010

Dick Munker

A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.

These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.

"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"

by Spotted Sea Cow April 12, 2005

Harley Dick

A very short penis belonging to a insecure male who is
overcompensating by riding a Harley.

Badass Bob had to eat out the biker trash girl because his Harley Dick wasn't getting the job done.

by jsd9632 January 11, 2012

dicked in the head

messed up, insane, screwy

Stay away from that guy, he's dicked in the head!

by Steve July 10, 2005

dick-jargon

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick

Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006