selling like a god church 

Selling very, very good

Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

selling like a god church by Terdenmihan November 2, 2017

Geek God

A geek who, under his dorky cloths and silly glasses, has a really hot body and beautiful face. Usually has a great personality and is often socially awkward and completely unaware of his physical beauty.

Eric was shocked to see Steve from IT dancing at the bar. It turns out he's got the body of a Geek God under his lame, ill fitting work cloths.

Geek God by Brett Burkhardt March 9, 2008

Samurai of God 

A person who beleaves in god so loyely that he/she would do any thing God told him/her and would die fighting for the beleaf of the ideas of god and would do any thing great to bring honor to them selves. and the rules of god make the samurai perfect like god told people not to kill them selves so a samurai of god can not kill them selves to restor honor to a s.o.g honor must be obtained living

A samurai of god can not kill but can wound some one if they attend to harm some one.

Samurai of God by Alvin Redfearn October 7, 2005

lamb of god 

A metal (NOT metalcore) band from Richmond, Virginia. Their first cd where they used the name Lamb of God, "New American Gospel," was AMAZING. After that, they basically said "fuck richmond" and never play their hometown, Richmond, Virginia, anymore. Now they don't even give a shit about the music they play and all they care about are: signature guitar deals, how they sell theur shit at every hot topic, how they have a tour bus, and how much money they have.

Dude, New American Gospel kicked so much ass. Too bad Lamb of God sucks now. What a bunch of sellouts.

lamb of god by ANGRYmobJUSTICE April 5, 2007

t9word of god 

t9word of god: people who text religiously believe that if the word they are attempting to text is not in their personal default t9word dictionary, it is not a real word.

Matt: Jay I'm telling you man, this is a word...
Jay: I don't care man...aswell isn't in my t9word and I consistently have to type it in letter by letter, thereofre it doesn't exist!
Matt: I need a new roomate...
Jay: t9word of god, relgion is what you make of it!

t9word of god by King Jay March 10, 2008

ronin the DrunKeN GoD 

A once great clanless player and master of Counter-Strike 1 and 2 who normally went by ronin until he became the DrunKeN GoD due to excessive amounts of rum and coke, (mostly Heaven Hill rum but sometimes Captain Morgan.) When he achieves the perfect state of drunkeness becomes nearly invincible racking up scores of kills in the double digits while obtaining zero deaths. When he has surpassed his limits he tends to have much fun blocking, stabbing, flashing and shooting his teammates. Though he specifically chooses and targets certain teammates, normally those who are cocky pricks. But he will still have fun with the "cool" teammates who aer his "homies." His skills and personality commends respect.

Opponent 1: Wow that guy is pretty good for a fucked drunk who can't even type.
Opponent 2: wtf now he's killin his own teammates.
Friend 1: God damnit stop you fuckign prick!
Friend 2: lol hahaahaha
ronin: lololololz q:- )

ronin the DrunKeN GoD by ronin February 18, 2005

Heath (sex god) 

loser; freak of nature; has one of the smallest dicks seen to man kind; not a sex god, but a sex dud; a candy bar

Guys seem to pick Heath to eat as a snack and after they enjoy to lick the Heath off their fingers.

Heath (sex god) by George Glass July 14, 2004