carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister January 6, 2009

dirty cock

a dick that smells like piss .

a dirty cock mother fucker that wants some head in cincinnati this happens to be i guess regular habbit, its very raunchy WASH your dicks

by lyssainthenati : D March 14, 2009

Cock Locker

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.

Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER

by jfj91 January 27, 2009

cock troll

one that resembles that of a troll and plays with cock under his bridge.

damn that kids a fuckin cock troll!!!

by i wont let you pass February 19, 2009

Cock Rubber

a woman whore like woman who instead of being an actual whore gives out only handjobs but gives them more willy nilly than a whore would sex

guy 1: "man that slut gave me a handjob within the first fifteen minutes

guy 2: "Ohh she's gotta be a cock rubber

by the origional harrison October 17, 2008

cock sync

to be in perfect synchronisation with your sexual partner during intercourse, thrusting together in time.

"poor kevin" exclaimed sandra "he was so out of cock sync that it slipped out and damaged my right knee"

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

cock holster

A mouth that has sucked so much dick that it may as well be an undergarment holding it in place.

That bitch may as well take put a job as a cock holster.

by lil'emily May 21, 2017