one eye noodlin'

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye

-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home

by B ridin November 7, 2007

Black eye drunk

When you Drink so much that there is a "good" chance that you will fall over and cause some sort of bodily harm.

I rally want to drink tonight but make sure I don't get black eye drunk. I am all out of sick days and it is embarrassing wearing sunglasses to work.

by Nowaybiged November 4, 2008

Biggie Smalls eye

To carry oneself in such a way that one's facial impediment is not a draw back to one's success.

He got a strait up Biggie Smalls eye but the ladies still love him.

by slixterdaddy August 1, 2016

Eye roll emoji

an emoji used by people have nothing intelligent to say in response to an intelligent comment. Thesaurus: uncivilized; philistine; idiot demon; idiot; laymen person; eyes don't roll down.

"Hey I love tacos!" Eye roll emoji response.

by Mwjop May 11, 2017

G-eye blow

Was gizzed on in their eye after givin head

Yo man how'd things go with that fine bich Brenda?

Man by the end of the night you could call her G-eye blow!

by D Money April 1, 2003

bless my eyes

Give/Send a pic or video that The person that wants to be blessed cant show nobody ever

Babe? Can you bless my eyes real quick.

by Jacsmith December 5, 2017

Third EYE Blind

When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "

Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3

by jaibone8 October 30, 2010