Computer Eye Syndrome

when you go on the computer too much , you can go blind in your right eye. & your hair turns green before bursting into flames

You have been on the coputer for 3 weeks , your going to got Computer Eye Syndrome

NOOOOO ! MY NEOPETS GOING TO DIE

by StaaciLei August 31, 2009

Biggie Smalls eye

To carry oneself in such a way that one's facial impediment is not a draw back to one's success.

He got a strait up Biggie Smalls eye but the ladies still love him.

by slixterdaddy August 1, 2016

one eye noodlin'

when your so hammed you cant sit strait up and everything looks better out of one eye

-did you see how drunk shawn was last night hahaha...

yea he was fuckin one eye noodlin' when he was drivin me home

by B ridin November 7, 2007

Fish Eye Lens

A camera lens that produces the sickest photos

take a cool picture with that fish eye lens!

by dumdumdummm May 13, 2011

Eye roll emoji

an emoji used by people have nothing intelligent to say in response to an intelligent comment. Thesaurus: uncivilized; philistine; idiot demon; idiot; laymen person; eyes don't roll down.

"Hey I love tacos!" Eye roll emoji response.

by Mwjop May 11, 2017

G-eye blow

Was gizzed on in their eye after givin head

Yo man how'd things go with that fine bich Brenda?

Man by the end of the night you could call her G-eye blow!

by D Money April 1, 2003

bless my eyes

Give/Send a pic or video that The person that wants to be blessed cant show nobody ever

Babe? Can you bless my eyes real quick.

by Jacsmith December 5, 2017