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whiskey-dicking

Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"

Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.
"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"

"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !
by Hwoody March 7, 2016
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Mah Dick

Better word for deez nuts, usually the word 'mah' it is pronounced deep as fuck, the word 'dick' is pronounced as if you have a cracked voice.
Person 1: Ey man just got dees new phone from ma mamma.
Person 2: Mamma?
Person 1: Yea like my mom my momma
Person 2: MAH DICK
...
Person 2: SUCC MAH DICK
by xbym April 21, 2017
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Dick Buttkiss

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.
I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.
by cyberharpie September 20, 2016
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HULK DICK

Hulk dicks orgin comes after many years of steriods to the dick to the point where it turned into another throbbing min brain attacted to his body. When hulk dick gets mad he using dick smash also HULK DICK SMASH
AJ made HULK DICK MAD so he slapped him with his mighty HUCK DICK SMASH!!!!
by mcmuff272 August 25, 2011
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dick here

Instance of the phrase "click here", in which the letters "c" and "l" are placed with little or no space apart by the font, thereby forming a "d". Particularly fitting for pornographic pop-up adverts.
dick here for barely legal girl-on-girl action!
by eidako December 7, 2003
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dicking around

1. Wasting time, not being productive. by Ku-be-yaa
2. Using Apple.
Ex.1."Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

Ex.2."Stop dicking around with your Apple and do some real job!"
by Latvian Bastard March 23, 2010
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dick shine

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.
You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.
by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008
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