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New York goat-cheeser

Someone ,usually a man, who regularly has unprotected anal sex with a female goat of advanced age where he finishes inside the goats anus but continues thrusting until it begins frothing out at which point he proceeds in eating the semen/turd custard that forms.
The other day I stumbled upon that New York goat-cheeser on the wife's side of the family churning butter in the barn.
by Senior_juanjuan March 20, 2025
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Omnipotent the goat

"you're literally omnipotent the goat"
wait really???!! why thank you, that's such a high compliment.
by slxxs March 26, 2025
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No Parole for the Goal

It's a phrase that means a penalty in Lacrosse that is locked in.
Lacrosse ref: Penalty on # 8, 2 minutes unnecessary roughness, full time!

Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty
by Luggage74 May 24, 2025
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My beautiful goat

A person who is not only the Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) in their field, but also radiates beauty, elegance, and a presence that goes beyond fame. “My Beautiful GOAT” is a personal title — a mix of admiration, love, and respect. It’s used when someone isn’t just great… they’re unforgettable.
She’s not just a star in the ring — she’s my beautiful GOAT. There’s only one like her.
by JustAshyKid August 2, 2025
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Enhanced Billy Goat Techniques

The act of tying someone up, with a billy goat suspended on a platform with grate openings, to either be milked of its semen or fed to shit on the person tied down.
An operator called goatman uses enhanced billy goat techniques to get information out of his neighbor.
by TheDankWolf1995 September 16, 2025
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Feeding popcorn to goats

Something that is useless and time consuming for an admiration that won't last long.
Him waiting for the guard to do something was like feeding popcorn to goats !!
by EnTheSixFootNonchalantAuthor December 31, 2025
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pulling the goalie

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.
by Modern Women January 3, 2026
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