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dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina
Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
by CH256 September 12, 2014
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Dick Knuckles

When a well endowed man wraps his long flaccid penis around his fist and punches his significant other with it.
Yo Tyrone totally dick knuckled Shaniqua last night. All Hail the DICK KNUCKLES
by Thug Nasty 187 November 9, 2013
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whiskey-dicking

Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"

Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.
"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"

"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !
by Hwoody March 7, 2016
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Mah Dick

Better word for deez nuts, usually the word 'mah' it is pronounced deep as fuck, the word 'dick' is pronounced as if you have a cracked voice.
Person 1: Ey man just got dees new phone from ma mamma.
Person 2: Mamma?
Person 1: Yea like my mom my momma
Person 2: MAH DICK
...
Person 2: SUCC MAH DICK
by xbym April 21, 2017
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Dick Buttkiss

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.
I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.
by cyberharpie September 20, 2016
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HULK DICK

Hulk dicks orgin comes after many years of steriods to the dick to the point where it turned into another throbbing min brain attacted to his body. When hulk dick gets mad he using dick smash also HULK DICK SMASH
AJ made HULK DICK MAD so he slapped him with his mighty HUCK DICK SMASH!!!!
by mcmuff272 August 25, 2011
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dick here

Instance of the phrase "click here", in which the letters "c" and "l" are placed with little or no space apart by the font, thereby forming a "d". Particularly fitting for pornographic pop-up adverts.
dick here for barely legal girl-on-girl action!
by eidako December 7, 2003
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