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Ninja Poop 

The act of pooping while having a conversation with someone on the phone
"My poop quickly turned into a ninja poop when my boss called."
Ninja Poop by drewh762 October 14, 2011
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extreme poop fetish 

a extreme gay poop fetish is a fetish where gay people have an extreme poop fetish,
oh my god i have an extreme poop fetish

that cool
extreme poop fetishized cool
extreme poop fetish is where u have an extreme poop fetish

gimme the poop 

-A phrase generally spoken from one individual to another when seeking possession of the other's fecal matter. Once the feces are under the speaker's possession it is not specified in which way the feces will be used, but it is usually used for sexual gratification.

-Also spoken by a so-called Ass Man or Woman during excitement in advance of experiencing the buttocks of another person.
-Justen shouts "Gimme the poop!" out his open driver's side window as he drives past a bus stop lineup consisting of female jazz dancers.

-The energetic colon specialist uttered "I can't wait to watch you gimme the poop." to his patient as they prepared for a colonic irrigation procedure.

-Davie, drunk with lust and uncountable beers, shouts "Gimme the poop!" during a loud house party. His close friend BJ Goroto feels somewhat awkward because of Davie's announcement.
gimme the poop by Warren Crafts August 15, 2007

Itchy Poop 

The uncomfortable burn-itch feeling of the anus when you take a death-shit the morning after eating anything exceptionally spicy.
Tiffany's itchy poop made her limp around half the day after eating the 12 alarm Thai food the night before.
Itchy Poop by Scorpidea August 10, 2009

Power poop 

When you need to poop in school and have limited time to do so. Typical power poops can last as little as 2 minutes. Power poops originated at MHS in Millbury MA.
Dave- Hey jay i have to go poop really bad, would you like to join me
Jay- Sorry i cant i don't want the teachers to wonder why i was in the bathroom for so long
Dave- Thats fine, we can just power poop!
Power poop by Pooping princess December 7, 2009

cuppa poop

when someone farts in their hand, or a cup (cup is better), then puts it over someones nose
my sister was asleep until i cuppa pooped er, she was pissed off, especially as i had eaten egg
cuppa poop by LouiseKatie March 15, 2007