Dick Feet

An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.

Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.

by Mexican Tequila Death September 1, 2009

dick moment

A "dick moment" is when a guy is a total jerk to his girlfriend or female friends. When he is insensitive and does not use his brian before he acts or speaks and hurts the feelings of others. Usually these moments occur when he is only thinking about himself.

Also a classic "dick moment" is when a GIRL breaks up with her boo. Boo doesnt handle it very well, since he is being dumped. What an ego blow that is!!! So he then goes around saying "she wasnt good enough anyways".
DUDE, she was good enough till she dumped your ass!!!! But then because you cant handle it like a mature man, you do the classic "dick moment"!! Make her look bad cause she dumped you.

There is also the above but he lets his friends say these things about the ex........BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!

Not thinking with your brain but instead your dick makes your decisions!!

by alikittykat December 15, 2010

dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina

Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"

by CH256 September 12, 2014

dick nugget

a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.

dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014

The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.

"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."

by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006

Bloody Dick

When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.

I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.

by qtipextra June 5, 2011

Mah Dick

Better word for deez nuts, usually the word 'mah' it is pronounced deep as fuck, the word 'dick' is pronounced as if you have a cracked voice.

Person 1: Ey man just got dees new phone from ma mamma.
Person 2: Mamma?
Person 1: Yea like my mom my momma
Person 2: MAH DICK
...
Person 2: SUCC MAH DICK

by xbym April 21, 2017