stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

put down for a nap

Euphemism for forcibly sedated

I was still panicking after being rushed to the hospital, so I was put down for a nap.

by frabrizio September 24, 2020

put down for a nap

Sedated

It was my first time in a hospital and I was panicking, so I was put down for a nap

by wordyteen September 25, 2020

a glizzy get down

when girl gets on her knees put her hair in a ponytail then just gives you the best head

we finna have a glizzy get down bro

by thaboiglo October 1, 2020

breeze lay down

My air conditioner is out

It’s so hit cause my breeze lay down

by Don The Legand October 10, 2020

lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

Spin down virgin

A magic the gathering player who has not yet used a spin down die of their own

Dude, thanks for taking me to this pre-release for amonkhet. I'll finally lose my spin down virginity

by Talon ze nazi April 16, 2017