Beany Face 

an expression of love to your fellow bean cheese

i love you little beany face

Beany Face by Jasper_113 April 11, 2009

Beandick

a minuscule, pre-pubesant penis usually on a full grown man/ a penis the size of a small bean

Jill: i really like Jon Farris he is so hot!!!
megan: oh..really...i heard he has a beandick....
Jill: oh no a beandick could never fill my gaping vagasshole!

Beandick by diabetes lad May 22, 2010

Beaner Wiener 

The action of putting your penis on a hot stove.

I was so drunk last night, I gave myself a beaner wiener.

Beaner Wiener by Azhyz May 20, 2019

Cowboy Beans 

A smelly odour when someone has let rip

Can you smell cowboy beans????
It stinks of cowboy beans in here
Ohhhh cowboy beans

Cowboy Beans by ledge67 July 23, 2012

butt beans 

Canned beans that make the room smell like butt when you open them. These are particularly bad if they are "organic" or "rice and beans" in a can.

Roommate 1:"Hey, why does the kitchen smell like butt?"
Roommate 2: "I just bought these organic beans in can from Oregon, they're progressive... want some?"
Roommate 1: "Why would I eat butt beans?"

butt beans by Mississippi Fireant July 13, 2014

good beans 

bad beans

good beans or bad beans, you'll never know

good beans by Kronos6614 May 25, 2016

Weenie Beanie 

A character in Plants vs Zombies Heroes.

I just got destroyed by a Weenie Beanie!

Weenie Beanie by crazyben1234 June 28, 2017