ass pits

like arm pits, but in the ass. typically in fat people, when you pick up an ass cheek and see the thigh underneath.

woah..she's so fat she has ass pits!

by anonymouse113 July 11, 2010

High Pitty

Always smiling , loves to talk LOUD, friends with everyone.

I wanna try out for cheer-leading but I'm not high pitty.

by Rexatap May 24, 2011

Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

Bum Pitts

When a woman's bum is big and hangs over and hides creases in her upper leg

Hey fat ass clean yer bum Pitts

by The tinker July 31, 2012

Sir Pith-a-lot

For the sake of being pithy, Sir Pith-a-Lot shortens everything, often disregarding proper nouns.

“There is no “I” in Leonardo da Vinc” - Sir Pith-a-Lot

by ezalg December 18, 2013

Colleen Pittman

Colleen Pittman is typically known for her beauty and personality. She, after being known by an individual, continues to develop her beauty inside and out, and begins to drag the individual in, seduced by her looks and personality. She is typically a brunette, petite, gorgeous person with smart intellect, witty vocabulary, a very diverse sense of humor, and a dirty mind. Colleen is very loveable though sometimes shy and quiet. She doesn't break her promises. She breaks hearts and eats them for breakfast. She, even though shy, can be very mischievous, and a complete tease when it comes to a relationship. She's the girl that makes you want what you cant have. Colleen is always looking for an adventure, so if an individual has one, she will most likely join in on the fun. She NEVER turns down a dare. When she is cornered or threatened, she will fight. Colleen will also hide her feelings, or convince those with different feelings otherwise to cover up her real feelings. Colleen is easy/great to fall in love with, but she is impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to her, you can't let go. She is addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. When in love with Colleen Pittman, the individual’s life will surely change for the better and many magnificent memories will be made throughout the time. The individual will never want the love to end. If Colleen says she loves you, you're in luck for sure. She's there by your side, forever and always.

Colleen Pittman is an amazing person, friend, and lover.

Let's have Colleen Pittman over; I need someone to cheer me up.

by c1evername1999 December 30, 2013

Dank Pits

When your armpits have the very distinct odor associated with weed

Friend 1: "Dude, what smells like weed?"
Friend 2: "I don't know let me check the pits"
Friend 2: "Oh man, have I got some dank pits or what?"

by Gtfoofmyface March 20, 2016