Small Tits

Anything below a C-cup (and some c-cups) are small tits

"I don't have small tits, I wear a 34B!"

"Tiny tits says what?"

"What?"

"I'm a B cup now so they're average"

I know you can still fit in ur training bras girl....

by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025

snakes tits

something extremely rare or impossible

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"

by Gollywobble January 3, 2025

Them titties titting

An inspirational quote from a little boy thought to be from another little boy named Yisrael, yet was proven false in a Cut video named "Mom Guesses Which Dirty DM Her Son Sent | Thirst Trapped | Cut" Truly a masterpiece of the english language.

Dave: Yo, did you know someone said them titties titting in a cut video before?
Michael: Yeah! I TOTALLY saw it!

by Stupid Af July 22, 2021

Latent Tits

A hidden set of milk jugs a woman has from birth, which transform from A-Cups to D-Cups over the course of the summer or a random weekend. They appear all of a sudden, as if they've always been there.

Are you wondering where your tits are? Well guess what? Your latent tits have been inside you all along.

by Niger Tits May 24, 2017

Titted

Slang for angry, mad, pissed, frustrated, annoyed

I’m so titted that she reminded the teacher we had homework due!

by T Sleazy June 1, 2018

bitch tits

some sus ass kid whos name can vary from jon to ravi to of course bitch tits he can be a simp sometimes tho but its kool i guess

"aye u see jon over there?"
"nah nah u mean bitch tits"

by nick nuggets April 15, 2020

tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016