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Banana dick

A penis that is curved in a similar way to that of the curve of a banana. Usually defined by a good ridge.
Oh man, Rhees pulled down his pants and showed us his banana dick!
by Fukpig April 27, 2011
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dick cheddar

A cheesy-like residue found anywhere within a meter of human genitalia. Usually of a sharper taste and smell than regular dick cheese. Leading to the endearment "Old Cheddar Head". Some people contend that dick cheddar is the source of the original cheese ball.
Grandpa's shorts were so impacted with dick cheddar, our dog, Pooner wrestled them from him and buried the nasty garment out back, behind the shed.
by Kobiashi Maru May 22, 2008
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dick pic

a picture of ones dick, usually kept on ones phone and sent via BBM, MMS or E-mail—a wordless suggestion of intercourse
Edgar sent me a dick pic again. That was a surprise, since i didnt even ask for it.
by EllaC October 27, 2010
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Dick Feet

An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.
Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.
by Mexican Tequila Death September 1, 2009
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Athlete's Dick

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash
John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.
by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009
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dick moment

A "dick moment" is when a guy is a total jerk to his girlfriend or female friends. When he is insensitive and does not use his brian before he acts or speaks and hurts the feelings of others. Usually these moments occur when he is only thinking about himself.
Also a classic "dick moment" is when a GIRL breaks up with her boo. Boo doesnt handle it very well, since he is being dumped. What an ego blow that is!!! So he then goes around saying "she wasnt good enough anyways".
DUDE, she was good enough till she dumped your ass!!!! But then because you cant handle it like a mature man, you do the classic "dick moment"!! Make her look bad cause she dumped you.

There is also the above but he lets his friends say these things about the ex........BE A MAN!!!!!!!!!

Not thinking with your brain but instead your dick makes your decisions!!
by alikittykat December 15, 2010
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Bloody Dick

When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.
I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.
by qtipextra June 5, 2011
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