Jack Bauered

The act of hanging up after a phone conversation without saying goodbye.

Jack Bauer- I found the orphans! *end call*
President- ok i will.....i hate it when he does that. it should be named after him or something. Like getting Jack Bauered.

by The final 4th May 2, 2011

Jack Murillo

Demerit

He is such a Jack Murillo

by ladeedadeeda123 May 4, 2011

Jack Nibs

-noun

1. No thing. Not anything.

2. A cleaner way to say "jack shit".

Boss: How were sales today?
Employee: Lame! I haven't made jack nibs all day!

by thin n8ey September 4, 2010

Post-Jacking

Post-Jacking: Going way off topic on a Facebook post in lieu of normal human communication in an attempt to up one's cool factor.

That asshole Chuck is going way too far on my post! He is not as cool as he thinks he is! He should be arrested for Post-Jacking

by JamminJimmy July 8, 2010

Post-jack

Hijacking someones facebook post with meaningless off-topic banter.

D: Q&A on ABC is awesome. Debate polly-ticians. Debate!

M: Mmm Polly-waffle

D: Did you just Post-jack?

by Meshies May 17, 2010

Rack & Jack

When, upon lifting immense weight on bench press, one becomes incredibility turned on by their accomplishment. A "Rack-n-Jack" participant will then rack their weight and immediately begin masturbating in the gym.

Damn, I was pissed I couldn't get more reps last week at my new max. I was so impressed with myself that I rack & jacked it right there before I could finish my set.

by asdfghkrd September 28, 2014

creepy jack

A person who remembers the first day he wanked.

"It's creepy Jack!"

by RoaringButtsex007 January 20, 2015