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mechanic's special 

A vehicle listed as a "mechanic's special" on craigslist appears to be, at first glance, a remarkable deal. A mechanic's special is usually a vehicle listed far below its blue book value, with a few minor issues outlined that any competent backyard mechanic can easily diagnose and fix. This problems are usually referred to only in the vaguest of terms, such as a "clunking sound coming from the transmission" or "hissing sound from the radiator."

Of course, these problems turn out to be much more severe - such as a blown headgasket, thrashed transmission, detonated cylinder, and the like. The odometer reading is often conspicuously absent from the reading. The owner will often feign ignorance about vehicles in hopes of getting rid of it at a good price, but actually are often competent car people themselves.

The only valid use for a mechanic's special is as a parts vehicle, and only then once the owner has been talked down to a reasonable price.
1992 Chevrolet 1500 4x4 $900 OBO - Mechanic's Special!

'92 Chevy half ton, 4x4, 4" suspension lift. Great truck, 4x4 stopped working about a week ago, slight ticking sound coming from the engine. Should be an easy fix. Call @ 555 - 5555
mechanic's special by freyyr March 26, 2011
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Your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's

A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.
"That girl isn't hot."

"Well, your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's.
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Hey, That's Pretty Good! 

An exclamation that was originally used by idubbbztv on a video on TVFilthyFrank's channel. The phrase has spread rapidly through the internet, and idubbbz himself gets annoyed when other people say it.
Papa Franku: What do you boys think?
idubbbz: Hey, that's pretty good!
Others: *laughing*

It’s Above Me 

a wholesome, calm, cool, & collected way to say IDGAF to some real tomfoolery
Black man with style&grace: But you called me a ‘fuckin nigger’

Racist white woman: Sir, I’ve had a horrible day. My grandma just died can we please just stay here?

Black man with style&grace: I understand that but...It’s Above Me. The Best Western is next door :)

Who's your blue?

Blue is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you've put them through a lot.
"so, who's your blue?", "You're my blue Jamal."
Who's your blue? by jejeunivers January 8, 2022

Street's Closed 

Did you see what he did?
Nah man quit talking about it, street's closed.

That's gold, Jerry! 

A quote by the character Kenny Bania from the television series, Seinfield.

It is used to describe a statement full of perceived value or greatness.

It is best used when referring to something that is funny.

Similar to the phrase: "That's classic."
Jerry: "Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine."

Kenny: "That's gold, Jerry! Gold."
That's gold, Jerry! by jahroy June 14, 2013