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zombie problem

When you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit people who are just walking around and staring through your window.
me: "Dude, what's up with all the people just walking around?"
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."
by billbobgeorgesamone August 4, 2007
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Zombie beat off

1) When playing Left for Dead, zombies surround you quickly, and all you can do is pistol whip them.

2) Giving a hand job to a zombie.
Def 1) Damn witch, I would of rather of beaten off 20 zombies.

Def 2) Why does my hand smells so bad?..... Oh yeah, zombie beat off.
by The jblaze October 14, 2009
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Mandatory Zombie Sex Party

See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.
That mandatory zombie sex party gave the term "eating brains" a new meaning!
by Rabid Tiki God September 26, 2010
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zombie language

Conlang (constructed language) of old dead languages that get revived again by enthusiast 'conlangers', who 'feed' it on other 'living' languages!
Zombie language examples: Comish/ Manx.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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heroin zombie

A zombie-like heroin junkie who prowls the streets of Massachusetts. Often seen slowly stumbling, they are known to rob banks, mug people and steal scrap metal. Ground zero for the infection of these zombies seems to be Quincy, Massachusetts. Infections have also occurred in Weymouth and Scituate Mass. A large concentration can also be found at Father Bill's homeless shelter and the Braintree plaza.

Approach heroin zombies with caution. They are known to prefer shiny consumer products that can easily be pawned.
My wife was walking home from the North Quincy T-station and some heroin zombie jumped out the bushes and tried to steal her pocketbook.
by Father Bill October 27, 2012
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Brown Zombie

n. A shit that refuses to go away and keeps on coming back.
Stan: "What's that smell?"
(In the room walks Mike)
Mike: "Sorry mate, was a persistent bugger! Was like a scene from 'Night of the Living Dead'."
Stan: "A case of a Brown Zombie? No worries. I gave birth to a beast earlier this morning. That reminds me, it's been 28 days since we cleaned that thing. Could do with a bleaching, and soon!"
by J.May December 28, 2009
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Internet Zombie

What you become when you get attached to the computer. By attached, I mean your lips have been chapped the whole 5 hours you've been surfing the web (feels like 45 minutes) and there's been chapstick right next to you, yet you never pick it up and use the damn thing. You also loose the ability to look at the clock right at the bottom of your screen.
I turned into an internet zombie after getting stuck in a youtube loop. By the time I regained conscienceness, I was fired from my job, my girlfriend left me, and I had developed diabetes. I swear I was only on for an hour. What? It's July?
by ohshititsthecops January 10, 2010
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