wonky britches

When your undercarriage gets sweaty from running or whatver activity. AKA Sweaty Nutz, swamp ass.

No running for me today, It gives me a terrible case of the wonky britches.

by TastesLikeDeadBaby June 16, 2005

why did willy show his wonka?

willy showed his wonka do to the circumstances of being very VERY! drunk at a partay amongst oompa loompas dancing to single ladys preformed by Beyonce Knowles, Thats when by wardrobe malfuntion his wonka sliped out and into a poor oompa loompas "OOMPA". That poor fella was never quite the same again.

why did willy show his wonka?

by The bloody tampons December 9, 2011

wook daddies

something thats fake or not out in stores yet

he got on some wook daddies

by ecurtis April 22, 2009

Wonkavision

A type of teleportation device used primarily to transmit chocolate bars.

Stop posting all your meals on Facebook. I don't have Wonkavision.

by zac attach August 17, 2013

Wook Face

Someone who's cute, adorable, often named Zach and goes "Weeee" alot

Zach, you are being a Wook Face

by Hobbs211 August 20, 2013

wonka fart

A Wonka Fart comes from a combination of smell from all the food you just consumed that day, like a Wonka Meal, but far more disgusting.

Dude, you frigging stink, did you just drop a Wonka Fart?

by Noodlesticks McGrew December 25, 2013

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014