Brown Wind

The fart that comes out when you have to poop, and it smells like the poop.

That smells like some brown wind!

by TheMakerDowner December 11, 2018

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water

“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”

by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022

hound winding

The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.

My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.

by anonymous December 11, 2021

Wang in the wind

Adverb: it means to sit there just being useless

“Oh he’s just sitting there with his wang in the wind”

by The shitswizler69 December 12, 2021

wind wiper

to keep your eyes protected from the wind

quick i need a wind wiper now

by md33 December 2, 2020

free as the wind

That state of having no obligations or able to chose you own work schedule.

My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.

by Batrice BBB January 3, 2021