Wide Mark

Someone who annoys you with their presence

He showed up to the party and I wanted to leave immediately - he is such a Wide Mark

by PVCBrah September 3, 2021

Widejoy

A bug in Valorant during the battlepass: Disruption: Act 1 where a Killjoy player card would appear to be wide during the loading screen

#SaveWidejoy

by KivaXI March 10, 2022

wendenesday

The worst possible way to say Wednesday.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: Wendenesday.

Person 1: Kill yourself.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

Wide Dick Open

referring to sports, when someone is so open that it's crazy

Bro, why didn't you go get a layup? It was wide dick open.

by Actually-A-Scholar December 14, 2022

Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.

SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.

by sho9 May 11, 2011

we wide

The state of being or in the process of going wide as fuck, usually from obtaining a large amount of clout

Kervo: Dude we have so much CLOUT now.
Biggus: Hold up, we going wide??
Kervo: We wide?? WEWIDE WEWIDE
Biggus: WEWIDE WEWIDE WEWIDE WEWIDE

by Alex Eugene August 8, 2019

ditch side nation wide

tag: "dich-sayd nay-shun wayd" The area in which a lone traveler, ie vagabond claims as his or her temporary home while tramping.

A common exclamation of a specific tramp is "Yo, ditch side nation wide, motha' fucka!"

by Dirt 'n Pinion Da' Mutt January 31, 2008