Ninth Wind

Southern slang for a wet fart. Typically demonstrated by anyone named Arthur or Tiffany.

Tiffany: *farts*
Person 2: oh God, that's a fucking ninth wind! My eyes! God my eyes!

by JKSedrow August 1, 2016

free as the wind

That state of having no obligations or able to chose you own work schedule.

My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.

by Batrice BBB January 3, 2021

wind fleek

When your hair is in your face because of wind but you're still sexy af.

Mandy: Ugh! My hair is in my face.
Kristy: You've got that wind fleek asf !

Mandy: ...

by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016

Roping The Wind

You can't tame a wild person. You can't cage a wild animal. You can't catch the wind and keep it.

You were so wild and I loved you for so many years but trying to get to you was like roping the wind.

by Mrskittywhisperer June 11, 2022

Cooch Wind

That fishy fish smell, that you know isn't fish. Usually ends up being a product of doing it dirty with someone.

Amanda: You ready? (Strips)
Chad: (a strong smell arises) UGH, Cooch Wind!

by anonymous October 16, 2021

Chinook Winds

The act of farting after a cream pie or a really fishy queef

Jessica let out her chinook winds

by Chasadia April 22, 2019

wind banger

(n.) A slang term for a wind turbine; (n.) a slang term for a person who believes in green energy.

Citizens in Cape Cod banned wind bangers off the coast.

Julie: He threw red paint on my Ford Expedition.
Mary: What a wind banger.

by myspecialmagic November 12, 2016