Weenie beanie

A condom.

You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick

by Citychick213 September 19, 2019

road weenie

A full grown man who wears spandex and rides a bicycle down the road, often taking a whole lane of traffic.

Didn't mama ever tell you to leave your toys in the yard ya fuckin' road weenie.

by Drewski Brewski May 25, 2019

Jeanie Weenie

A pair of pants that, when sitting, appear to give the wearer a boner.

I would have totally bought those pants, but they gave me hard-core Jeanie Weenie.

by vikingchampion September 10, 2012

slim weenie

A very thin penis; the cousin of skinny penis.

It's your boy, slim weenie.

by ihaveblueballs November 20, 2016

Weenie Water

The water from boiling hot dog Wennies

Shard: Yo Big Dogg don’t throw away the weenie water.

Manna: Theirs no more weenies.

Shard: Save it! That’s the best part I drink it.

Manna: SAS

by The Shard. July 29, 2022

Spicy Weenie

a "spicy weenie" is a penis that is "hot" around campus and gives women a red rash, similar to if they were to pour siracha in their vagina causing immense pain.

Erin: Oh look at Jake!
Jennifer: Don't mess with him he has a spicy weenie.

by MunchieMuch January 30, 2018

peeny-weeny

When your penis is the same length as your wenis.

Todd: Bro, I just figured out that my penis is the same length as my wenis!
Anthony: That is what you would call a 'peeny-weeny'.

by thecaremaker June 27, 2021