Websire

(n)One's father from the interwebs

I knew that my relationship with my websire went afoul when I woke up the next day in the trunk of his Chevy and we were heading to Mexico.

by NaruandKane August 8, 2009

Websterbooking

The posting a definition of a word as a status as an attempt to amuse and possibly inform the members of your social network.

An example of Websterbooking: "Vaguebooking - An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help."

by Monkeylord February 4, 2010

Webony

Noun; A white (preferably caucasian) female who thinks she is black. Similar to the word Wigger.

Sydney Deveau: ayoo nigggazzz
Greg Simon: Omg your such a webony.

by Greg Simonnn February 3, 2012

Phil Webster

A mix between Dr. Phil and Webster's Dictionary. In other words, a fucking know-it-all.

Keith: Did you meet Tim at the party last night?
Mathew: Yes. He is a Phil Webster.
Keith: What do you mean?
Mathew: Every story I told, he had been there, done that, and knew more about it than me.

by Buster Morecock July 15, 2010

go to my website

strategy brought to light by mitt romney - a way of dodging difficult questions or situations you aren't prepared to address

Boss: Hey Bill, did you finish the report addressing our concern on declining revenues??
Bill: I invite you to go to my website, you'll find all the details there

Son: Mom, what's for dinner
Mom: i encourage you to go to my website, i think if you do it will become clear

by kmpistol October 22, 2012

how to hack into certain websites

This only work for certain websites in which there is a guest account present in the ftp log.

how to hack into certain websites. its simple first ya go into internet explorer (if your using netscape sorry) and click the view menu then under that menu you will see a comand that says source click it now copy all the code into a text editor of some type now edit it all ya want and write some html code that will promt you for a download every time you open it make it say something sneaky like “search program” and now for the tricky part. Get your favorite ftp program and login to the host domain as guest and send the edited site to them with the name index.html now sit back n relax and watch the fun

by WorseThanHitler November 13, 2020

webs

a web is a "weekend bastard", someone who rents a house for the weekend is a complete and total asshole.

"Those webs think they run the place."

by gobacktophilly August 16, 2009