KeyBoard Warlord

1. King of the Keyboard Warriors and often one to flame real easy. These people are insecure and will often flame you, even for the smallest insults. These people will express all of their anger every time they log on to a thread, forum board, or even on online games. They often can be mistaken for a troll, but they are not trolls and are often prey to trolls. Since they are prone to this, they use there awesome and masterful keyboard weapon to combat the trolls. Often times they will rage and lose in a heartbeat. The Keyboard Warlord will lose faster than a Keyboard Warrior since they get angry very easily and can't help but rage. These people are often considered major losers and waste their time venting on the net when no one cares about what they are pissed off about. They also try to goad people into fighting online while being safely behind their computers.

They follow a routine of rage quit, coming back for more, and rage quit. They continue to repeat that process.

Example 1
Some guy: Wow, this kid is such a bitch. What a Keyboard Warlord.
Keyboard Warlord: I'M NOT A BITCH! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Example 2
Keyboard Warlord: Come on fight be you puss. I'm only 10 years old but I can kick your ass.
Troll: U M4D 8R3H??

Troll: You are such a Keyboard Warlord. GET A LIFE LOLOLOL
Keyboard Warlord: Man, You are a puss, fight me!!! I live 1000 miles away and my threats don't mean shit so come fight me.

Troll: Mad Hypocrite is mad
Keyboard Warlord: *Rage Quit*

by X Shadow Spec X February 23, 2011

Surface Warfare

Surface Warfare: A big pain in the ass fraction of the United States Navy. One of the grossest miscalculations of adequately spent tax dollars in history. Commonly employs "Hansel and Gretel" techniques to recruit young, vulnerable, and generally ignorant young men into a workforce of pissed off sailors. Recruits young women to satisfy the overly horny young men while underway. (Note: while some young men like to satisfy each other, it is "not gay underway") Here, you can look forward to getting a new boss every two years who has never been on a ship, does not know anything about what you do, and proceeds to tell you how you could do your job better. You eat food that is rejected by the penal system. You sleep in a bed bigger than most toddler cribs, in a noisy room full of 40 other people (most notably the flatulent Filipino above you who masturbates every night by reciting poems in Tagalic.) You live your life on the edge, only ever knowing when you will leave work when the work list is checked over at lunchtime. Your boss has no problem setting you to port and starboard watches, and leaving at noon. You are used to coming back into port on Monday, because coming in Friday night would cost an extra $2,000 vice the $10,000 it costs to stay underway until Monday. If ever you get too comfortable where you are, you will be relocated, free of cost, to a shit hole in the middle of a desert. This is known as IA, or "Improper Allocation." Those who try to get out are promoted, and those who want to stay in get forced out. Officers come in several varieties. First, there is an LDO. This officer has felt the pain of the bluejackets, and strives to protect them as he turns his wrath toward the rest of the wardroom. Second is an OCS Grad. This officer has a lackadaisical approach to leading people and really treats the Navy as more of a hobby. Third is the Academy Grad. These officers put themselves above everyone else, and consider any mundane task beneath them. They have no problem relaying their perceived inferiority of all other officers. (See United States Naval Academy) Finally, there is the NROTC Grad. This officer remains bitter that they had a taste of life, and still chose to imprison themselves in mediocrity. As an officer, you begin your career by stabbing other officers in the back, stepping on your division to get medals, and lying about war incidents to earn purple hearts (see examples). As you are promoted, your goal becomes to demean your subordinates, and see how much humiliation they can take before they turn against each other. Your other hobbies include putting two scorpions in a shoebox and shaking it to see if they sting each other.

"Which community are you going for?"

"Surface Warfare."

"I didn't know you were a masochist!"

by Pink Bunny May 27, 2006

Walfare

The public assistance Walmart employees have to get because the store won't give them enough hours to qualify for health benefits.

My supervisor at Walmart won't let me work enough hours to sign up for company benefits. I guess I'll need to apply for Walfare instead.

by DrSamba March 28, 2012

Modern Warfare 2 Effect

When a video game is good/fun for the first 2-8 weeks, but then turns to total shit on a stick, much like Modern Warfare 2 did.

Connor: Are you going to get Black Ops?

Jordan: Yeah, but it'll have the Modern Warfare 2 Effect since it's coming out around Christmas.

by Cap'n Jo November 5, 2010

Modern Warfare 2019

Infinity Ward's redemption of the Call of Duty franchise, brought back many old-school COD players.

"Hey dude have you heard about Modern Warfare 2019? We might need to bring the gang back together!" -COD Veteran 1
"Real shit? I haven't played with them since MW2!" -COD Veteran 2

by SandwichEater67 November 24, 2019

Warf

A combination of Warrior and Dwarf often used to describe an angry, but threatening midget. usually one with a beard.

1.Wow, i had a pretty rough night. I accidentally stepped on a Warf last night and got my ass kicked.

2. The charging warf pounced on the muffin due to his outrageous, angry little appetite.

3. Louie Anderson

4. Gimlee form lord of the rings

by gransharf February 21, 2010

Modern Warfare 2

1. sequel to Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
2. video game
3. hours of fun
4. happiness
5. 11-10-09

the guy: we gotta play some modern warfare 2 nao!
that guy: alright alright chill mang i'm getting on!
the guy: cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod cod

by soulfaithful November 27, 2009