Totally Waffles

A phrase used to describe something so incredible that there are no other words worthy of describing it.

Albus Dumbledore is totally waffles.

by Ryan Keefe August 23, 2007

penis waffle

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.

That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Waffles n Beans

When Something Is Good, Top Quality

"Das Waffles n Beans Blud!"

by Unknown D June 17, 2007

Waffler

A waffler who lies all the time and does it that much, deserves the entitlement of “WaffleKing”

Charlie “Oi Mason, your such a waffler!”
Mason “No I'm not!”
Charlie “Im actually done with this kid, you just said your cat will throw a bulldog at a fox!”

by Tapz April 30, 2020

Tart Waffle

1) Someone who is fake, and often a gossip spreader."Coated" in lies and fake smiles.

2) Someone who farts like a belgian

1)Lisa may seem nice, but underneath those buffed pink nails, and platinum blonde extensions, she's a tart waffle through and through.

2)They're serving chili today in the cafeteria, god help us that it doesn't smell like a room full of tart waffles.

by Ryan Welsh December 7, 2005

Cock Waffled

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone

normally screamed when you want something. Used by stephen colbert.

'Sweet Jesus on a Waffle Cone, please tell me!!!!!'

by MaximumOverdrive January 20, 2009