The Willows

Bar/ banquet facility/bowling alley located in the small town of Holland in western NY. The atmosphere in there is a crap-shoot. Could be hip hop jukebox night or country karaoke night, gotta show up to find out. Been known to attract the most beautiful people of Holland and surrounding towns.

Yo you wanna go to the willows for some daytime drinking and jukebox hero?

-What did you do last night?
-went to the willows for a ham sub, i'm so hung over today.

by Mr plowman February 4, 2010

pack a wallop

powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'

cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!

the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!

jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!

rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!

by michael foolsley August 17, 2010

walloo

The river in Seussical where Horton lives.

Near the River Walloo!

by dany1 December 28, 2007

walloon

to have discrete sex in public

I was wallooning this guy on the beach when the tide came in, so we had to take it back to his apartment.

by galaxyman May 15, 2011

walloper

A cock (see Alastair). Usually big

Alastair has a wee nob, I have a walloper!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

willow

short for pussywillow. To act like a weakling or coward; to willow, to be cowardly or tricklike.

See: J. Lewin

Why is he staying in tonight? Because he is being a willow.

by MDpenoc February 19, 2004

wallyware

A type of software that provides job security for a group of inadequate programmers protected by a smooth-talking, but otherwise weak manager.

"Shh, that's a good idea, but you can't buck Wallyware."

"Wallyware be everywhere until that guy retire."

"Your idea sucks, but Wally prolly give you a promotion."

by SuperSpeed August 4, 2006