dirty vegan

when a woman uses a fruit or veggie to masturbate with.
Nikkie pulled a dirty vegan when she found a fruit.
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vegan hammer

The vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. Are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, El Niño, La Niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans...)

This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".
I had a flat the other day and Heather said it was because I didn't use all vegan tires. She really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.
by joeevil September 16, 2015
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Vegan Vixen

a young lady who is not only vegan but who is beautiful and has amazing cognitive capabilities AND completely caliente- thats hot for all the gringos out there...
Russ: Hey, bro, Check out that foxy lady over yonder
Tony: Holy snap, crackle, pop! Russ you are correctamundo. That girl is muy caliente. I think she's vegan too.
Russ: Yea, she's a Vegan Vixen.
by Brian Spillner December 04, 2006
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Vegan pussy

Vegan pussy is the ultimate pussy because those bitches eat veggies not dead corpses
Damn bro I just had some vegan pussy last night. Imma wife her up”.
by Veganaf February 09, 2018
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Vegan

A young girl, typically aged between 17 and 23, who walks around with a yoga mat sticking out of her rucksack and is active on Instagram.
“Woah look at that piece of ass. Bet she’s a vegan”.
by WillyCravemore June 25, 2018
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Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat bread
Customer: I want a vegan cheeseburger

Employee: Ok
by True_Vegan April 26, 2018
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Vegan

A person that don’t want to bother animals.

But all of them are fake ’cause they will start a beef with with you.
Person 1: I’m vegan

Person 2: RUN
by SKoetr uwu November 09, 2018
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