cheesy vagina

An exclamation at something crazy and/or surprising. Popularized by the critically acclaimed Grand Theft Auto IV video game. Random pedestrians in the game would sometimes yell "Cheesy vagina!" when the player caused mayhem in the city streets.

Niko pulls out an AK-47 and aims it at a pedestrian on the street.

Pedestrian: "Cheesy vagina!!"

by robo042 July 20, 2011

Vagina Juice

The lubricating secretion that comes from a woman's vagina.

I pissed in your coke... and put some of Rachel's vagina juice in there too.

by E-Money Williams May 12, 2007

Vagina Sniffer

One who sniffs a vagina for pleasure , and rubs his nasal cavity's over the clitoris for arousal .

Hey Tim ! whatd you do last night Tim : Sniffed vagina , So tim your a Vagina Sniffer

by ryan patterson May 11, 2007

sand in the vagina

A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.

Nadja has sand in the vagina.

by Bari February 12, 2005

Vagina Gremlin

A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.

"I tried to have sex with Andrea last night but her Vagina Gremlin kept taking my condom off."

by Nathanus Maximus April 20, 2012

vagina shart

When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.

That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.

by brokatmil November 9, 2010

Vagina Wrench

Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting according to her wishes. Through time the Vagina Wrench sets up a Pavlovian response in the male, whereby he becomes conditioned to do the female's bidding. Without outside intervention on the part of his friends, he is done for.

"Kevin is helpless. Every time he tries to hang out with the boys Suzy pulls out the Vagina Wrench and that's that. His friends haven't seen him in months. Fucking Pathetic!"

by Moonpuppy July 11, 2009