Urban Brownie

An urban brownie is when you have to take a dump and your only option for excrement is a public restroom. A technique, developed by the Dutch in the late 1800's, known as "hovering" is one way of coping with an urban brownie. This involves using your hamstrings to avoid making contact with the seat of the toilet.

Warning: Enlarged and strengthened hamstring muscles may visually skew observed penis size in a negative manner. Hover in moderation.

"Oh man, I hate the airport. I'm about to drop an urban brownie too."

by Ken from Ohio August 18, 2006

urban dictionary

A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.

Urbandictionary.com isn't a burn book or a webjournal site.
thumbs up for urban dictionary

by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

Urban Dickhead

any moderator at urban dictionary that won't approve your entry

That Urban Dickhead cockblocked my entry, yo.

by Absolom24 June 19, 2016

urban dictionary

a pile of shit web site that needs some serious tlc from its creators

The urban dictionary was overrun with lame and unfounded entries by a bunch of 12 year olds.

by Dave Erickson March 18, 2007

Urban Dictionary

The largest collection of misleading information I have ever seen on the internet.

You must have read that in the Urban Dictionary

by TheGeneral_D August 11, 2007

urban outdoorsman

n. Homeless person or bum. One who experiences the great outdoors of an urban setting for a prolonged period of time.

Man, that beard and plastic grocery bag make you look like an urban outdoorsman

by jive December 29, 2004

Urban Girlfriend

A girlfriend that publishes lies about you on Urban Dictionary.

Kyle: Emma, why are you posting lies about me in your definitions?

Emma: Your dick is one inch long Kyle.

Kyle: No it's not! You're being quite the Urban Girlfriend right now!

Emma: Fine, I'll change it to two and a half inches.

Kyle: Thanks babe.

by AnalMonster666 February 18, 2015