[twilight]

A gay book, that takes the already bled out concept of vampire romance, and dumbs it up enough for people to understand. I mean crystal vampires in Seattle, any real fan of Dracula, or vampires of any kind should never read this book. If you want a cool vampire romance book or movie, look up Let The Right One In, and Near Dark. And don't even talk about the fans, they make Trekkie's look normal. Also furries are as obsessed as these people are.

Trekkie: Man, have you seen Star Trek
Twilight fan: Naw, I think it is kinda lame
Trekkie: Your opinion might be wrong, but that's your opinion, like I hate Twilight
Twilight Fan: WHAAAAT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HATE MY TWILIGHT <3<3<3<3 EDWARD IS GOD, NOT A SEXIST THAT TREATS BELLA LIKE PROPERTY, I MEAN THEY ARE LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS AS VAMPIRES WHAT'S COOLER THAN THAT.
Trekkie walks away in fear (which is saying something is wrong about that person).

by Caleb Colton March 28, 2009

twilightaholic

Someone who is majorly addicted to Twilight. Twilightaholics are mostly girls but some guys age 8-25. They watch, read, and talk about twilight whenever they can and need help with their addiction. They also get offended easily if someone says something bad about Twilight. People with this addiction cannot stop thinking about Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and don't get the fact that they are fictional characters that they will never get to marry.

Britney: Whoa why do u have that huge bruise?
Jessica: Sarah punched me when I said that Twilight wasn't that good.
Sarah: I love twilight, maybe Edward will turn me into a vampire too! OH MY GOSH HAVE YOU SEEN NEW MOON? Jacob is so hot!
Britney: Sarah you are a Twilightaholic!

by TheInfamousAndCrazyChick November 28, 2009

Morning Twilight

That confusing time of day right after you wake up, usually after more than 14 hours of sleeping, where your dreams mix with reality. It' a magical time where you can wake up with Megan Fox next to you, all of your furniture is made of candy, and you have six pack abs But, it is followed by disappointment when you realize that it is not real, and it all fades away.

During Morning Twilight:
You: Dude...my pillow...is like, a giant marshmallow.
Megan Fox:You should eat it.
You: Yeah... Yeah, I will!
Megan Fox: *snicker*

by DanMonkfish December 10, 2009

Twilight Saga

The quest of one teenage girl's tough, life changing decision between necrophilia and beastiality.

1. Bella: "I love to have sex with furry werewolves, but the marble-cold skin of the undead has an appeal all of its own. Whatever shall I do?"
Non-fan: "Kill yourself and end the Twilight Saga?"
Bella: "I'm gonna go with the gay one."
Non-fan: "Both?"

by Xalvix December 3, 2009

Twilight meal

The name of the meal you have in the morning after staying up the whole night. it's not at the same level as breakfast/lunch/dinner; because while for other people it's the 1st meal of a new day, for you it's definatly not!
try to make it simple though use creative & interesting ingrediants. (TIP: never go to a diner or fast food place, try grocery, bakery, etc)

"I was up all night, so this morning i wandered the streets looking for a nice twilight meal. I went to a bakery and chose a fresh loaf of bread, next door was a grocery, so i picked up some cheese & hummus too. after that i got some coffee, getting the things was as fun as when actually eating the meal. it was really a perfect twilight meal!"

by GuavaFreak September 6, 2009

Twilight

Twilight means that something is VERY gay...

the new Jonas brothers' CD is very Twilight.

by Psyborge May 3, 2010

Twilight

The story of a mentally retarded girl who falls in love with a 108 year old necrophelia pedofile with sparkly stink ass!

Girl: I love Twilight!
Guy: Why? It just consists of an idiotic female who falls in love with a necropheliatic pedofile vampire..
Girl: No, it's a love story!
Guy: Who gives a shit? He can't even get a boner because he's dead.

by Deciphered May 28, 2010