The story of a girl who is mentally retarded who struggled to find love and choose between necrophilia and beastiality.
Girl: I want to be like Bella in New Moon.
Guy: Why? So you can have sex with an 108 year old virgin vampire?
Girl: So? He's hot!
Guy: But what's the point? He can't get a f*cking boner!
Guy: Why? So you can have sex with an 108 year old virgin vampire?
Girl: So? He's hot!
Guy: But what's the point? He can't get a f*cking boner!
by Deciphered May 28, 2010
The story of a mentally retarded girl who falls in love with a 108 year old necrophelia pedofile with sparkly stink ass!
Girl: I love Twilight!
Guy: Why? It just consists of an idiotic female who falls in love with a necropheliatic pedofile vampire..
Girl: No, it's a love story!
Guy: Who gives a shit? He can't even get a boner because he's dead.
Guy: Why? It just consists of an idiotic female who falls in love with a necropheliatic pedofile vampire..
Girl: No, it's a love story!
Guy: Who gives a shit? He can't even get a boner because he's dead.
by Deciphered May 28, 2010