Xalvix's definitions

Twilight Saga

The quest of one teenage girl's tough, life changing decision between necrophilia and beastiality.

1. Bella: "I love to have sex with furry werewolves, but the marble-cold skin of the undead has an appeal all of its own. Whatever shall I do?"
Non-fan: "Kill yourself and end the Twilight Saga?"
Bella: "I'm gonna go with the gay one."
Non-fan: "Both?"

by Xalvix December 3, 2009