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The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
by SaraBeez May 18, 2009
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by twatsapper September 16, 2010
Get the twatsap mug.Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.
by White Goodmen February 4, 2018
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by rejazz June 18, 2008
Get the twatlight mug.1) A failed attempt to insert a penis into a vagina (or twat). In other words: the "serve" falls outside the "service box".
Twault=(Twat+Fault)-See "Fault" in regards to tennis.
2) When a male's erect penis gets caught on the vaginal surface (usually upon a failed insertion attempt or correcting for slipping out during intercourse) causing a pole vaulting type of phenomenon that the male would endure.
3) Twault=Twat+Vault (e.g., a bank vault. Only instead of a bank, it's a twat.): When a woman withholds the release of sex to her partner, much like Disney does with its movies. The sex is then said to be "locked in the twault". See Disney Vault for clarification.
Twault=(Twat+Fault)-See "Fault" in regards to tennis.
2) When a male's erect penis gets caught on the vaginal surface (usually upon a failed insertion attempt or correcting for slipping out during intercourse) causing a pole vaulting type of phenomenon that the male would endure.
3) Twault=Twat+Vault (e.g., a bank vault. Only instead of a bank, it's a twat.): When a woman withholds the release of sex to her partner, much like Disney does with its movies. The sex is then said to be "locked in the twault". See Disney Vault for clarification.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Hey, did you finally score last night with that chick?
Dude 2: No. I twaulted too many times, and got disqualified.
Example 2:
Girl/Woman: Oh, my! Are you OK?
Male: No! I think I fractured my penis after I twaulted... Yeah, it's bent. Definitely fractured my penis.
Example 3:
Male Friend: Wanna go out tonight? Cruise for Chicks?
You: I probably should... The GF has all the sex locked up in her twault.
Dude 1: Hey, did you finally score last night with that chick?
Dude 2: No. I twaulted too many times, and got disqualified.
Example 2:
Girl/Woman: Oh, my! Are you OK?
Male: No! I think I fractured my penis after I twaulted... Yeah, it's bent. Definitely fractured my penis.
Example 3:
Male Friend: Wanna go out tonight? Cruise for Chicks?
You: I probably should... The GF has all the sex locked up in her twault.
by James Goodwinator October 7, 2010
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Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.
By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.
see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008
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