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sheesh y'all twas a dream

JAKE AND AMIR. nuff said. buut really, an awesome sentence to add on laughs. woot.
Wait this is really awkward.

Oh sheesh y'all twas a dream.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you rock muh socks man.
by lawlzzzzzzzzzzzz(: April 27, 2011
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Twat Swat

Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"

The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?

Billy: Well I like to...

Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?

*Awkward Silence*

You've been Twat Swated.
by SaraBeez May 18, 2009
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twatsap

a twat that uses the acronym "asap"
John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap
by twatsapper September 16, 2010
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Twatch

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.
Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.
by White Goodmen February 4, 2018
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twatlight

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.
"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.
by rejazz June 18, 2008
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Twault

1) A failed attempt to insert a penis into a vagina (or twat). In other words: the "serve" falls outside the "service box".
Twault=(Twat+Fault)-See "Fault" in regards to tennis.

2) When a male's erect penis gets caught on the vaginal surface (usually upon a failed insertion attempt or correcting for slipping out during intercourse) causing a pole vaulting type of phenomenon that the male would endure.

3) Twault=Twat+Vault (e.g., a bank vault. Only instead of a bank, it's a twat.): When a woman withholds the release of sex to her partner, much like Disney does with its movies. The sex is then said to be "locked in the twault". See Disney Vault for clarification.
Example 1:

Dude 1: Hey, did you finally score last night with that chick?

Dude 2: No. I twaulted too many times, and got disqualified.

Example 2:

Girl/Woman: Oh, my! Are you OK?

Male: No! I think I fractured my penis after I twaulted... Yeah, it's bent. Definitely fractured my penis.

Example 3:

Male Friend: Wanna go out tonight? Cruise for Chicks?

You: I probably should... The GF has all the sex locked up in her twault.
by James Goodwinator October 7, 2010
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crimson twat stamp

The mark and/or odor that is left on an object after a nude menstruating woman has seated herself upon it.

Regular twat stamps are inherently all but invisible, but they may be easily detected by a person or animal with a keen sense of smell.

By contrast, crimson twat stamps are more distinctive, by both sight and odor.

see also: murder scene
Donnie's mattress looks like the aftermath of a Sex Pistols concert due to the excessive number of crimson twat stamps on it. One thing's for sure, he is not afraid of Aunt Flo.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 24, 2008
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