1) A failed attempt to insert a penis into a vagina (or twat). In other words: the "serve" falls outside the "service box".
Twault=(Twat+Fault)-See "Fault" in regards to tennis.
2) When a male's erect penis gets caught on the vaginal surface (usually upon a failed insertion attempt or correcting for slipping out during intercourse) causing a pole vaulting type of phenomenon that the male would endure.
3) Twault=Twat+Vault (e.g., a bank vault. Only instead of a bank, it's a twat.): When a woman withholds the release of sex to her partner, much like Disney does with its movies. The sex is then said to be "locked in the twault". See Disney Vault for clarification.
Twault=(Twat+Fault)-See "Fault" in regards to tennis.
2) When a male's erect penis gets caught on the vaginal surface (usually upon a failed insertion attempt or correcting for slipping out during intercourse) causing a pole vaulting type of phenomenon that the male would endure.
3) Twault=Twat+Vault (e.g., a bank vault. Only instead of a bank, it's a twat.): When a woman withholds the release of sex to her partner, much like Disney does with its movies. The sex is then said to be "locked in the twault". See Disney Vault for clarification.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Hey, did you finally score last night with that chick?
Dude 2: No. I twaulted too many times, and got disqualified.
Example 2:
Girl/Woman: Oh, my! Are you OK?
Male: No! I think I fractured my penis after I twaulted... Yeah, it's bent. Definitely fractured my penis.
Example 3:
Male Friend: Wanna go out tonight? Cruise for Chicks?
You: I probably should... The GF has all the sex locked up in her twault.
Dude 1: Hey, did you finally score last night with that chick?
Dude 2: No. I twaulted too many times, and got disqualified.
Example 2:
Girl/Woman: Oh, my! Are you OK?
Male: No! I think I fractured my penis after I twaulted... Yeah, it's bent. Definitely fractured my penis.
Example 3:
Male Friend: Wanna go out tonight? Cruise for Chicks?
You: I probably should... The GF has all the sex locked up in her twault.
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A person or persons who has recently graduated from teenage to twenty something and is obviously having trouble adjusting.
This usually makes them act like a twat, hence the slang 'twadult'
This usually makes them act like a twat, hence the slang 'twadult'
universites are full of twadults these days
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My ex-girlfried keeps calling me in the middle of the night, what a twaunt.
I wish my twaunt ex-wife would stop following me around.
I wish my twaunt ex-wife would stop following me around.
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When Bill saw normally dignified non-demonstrative Heloise screeching curses at the coterie of shitty but otherwise harmless musicians gathered in the public sewer known as the Pearl Street Mall, he was dumbfounded.
"Her?" he said to Ricardo.
Bill's friend leaned in close. "Twautism," he said in grave, conspiratorial tones. "Every goddamn month around this time, you'd swear she'd just eaten a box of thermometers."
"Her?" he said to Ricardo.
Bill's friend leaned in close. "Twautism," he said in grave, conspiratorial tones. "Every goddamn month around this time, you'd swear she'd just eaten a box of thermometers."
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