practical vegetarian

Fake vegetarians who have co-opted the term to make themselves feel better and/or undermine the identity of actual vegetarians.

Gopi Kallayil, a blogger for Huffington Post and Marketer for Google, claims to have invented this term to describe himself.

PV: I am a vegetarian, but I love hamburgers and steak and will eat them if there is nothing else around.

AV: Well then, you are not really a vegetarian, are you?

PV: Sure I am, I just made up a new definition of vegetarian. I call it "Practical Vegetarian".

AV: What a great idea! I am going to start calling myself a doctor, even though I never went to medical school. I am a "practical doctor"!

by Farnesworth Butterbum October 6, 2010

Tactical

1. A word to define the process of taking a hurried, strategically timed wank with the sole intention of cramming as many 'tacticals' into your day as possible.

2. Can also be used to relieve sexual pressure a short while before a nervously anticipated meeting with a girlfriend or figure of sexual interest.

1.

guy 1: where's Fred?
guy 2: gone for another tactical, my kleenex supply is diminishing at a worrying rate because of that obsessive bastard..

2.

Guy 1. You all set to meet Juliet?
Guy 2. What if i get a boner? she's bound to see! she'll never even look at me again!
Guy 1: Alright then, you can take three minutes out on the tram and have a quick tactical but you'll have to be speedy!

by HelvedSnooty September 18, 2012

Tactical Ops

A FPS shooter that has a multitude of weapons in which you can use to kill noobs with, but the best of all must be the Parker Hale. When someone hears you pull the trigger, they know what gun the shot came from. Now complete with laser tripping explosives, and a FAMAS.

dajackal: Whats with all the n00b$?
ArmandoTheGreat: Don't worry, I'll boot 'em
(Types in over 12,000 codes which causes freshmen players to blow up instantly)
Maciej: Time to BEAST!!!
Stolen: Pwned.
(Snipes all three of them in the head)

by Stolen February 21, 2005

tactical TMI

TMI(too much information) statement that causes extreme discomfort to all hearers.
can be related to a tactical nuke of unwanted information

"JESUS CHRIST your like a goddamn predator drone. you wait for dora to set you up, and then you come in out of nowhere drop a fuckin' tactical TMI on my head"
faye

number 1672: Unmanned Aerial Marten
questionable content

by QCfan May 27, 2010

Going Tactical

When entering a situation that deems the lack of wearing underwear, and the situation was, up to this point, unplanned for, and sneakily removing your underwear without the knowledge of anyone else.

... So I walk into the back of the club from the dance floor and its SOOOO hot; the A/C must be broke. I've got swamp ass so I sneak off to the rest room and commence going tactical.

by Tron-88 October 22, 2010

Tactical Potato

A person of lesser height who uses fits of verbal disarray to tactically redirect the conversation from their height insecurities. It should be noted that these verbal fits more often than not are ineffective hence the status of being a potato.

I called Bobs chihuahua a little cutie and he started barking at me..

Ah ignore him he's just being a tactical potato

by duine ard February 12, 2021

tragical

The state of being both tragic and terrible at the same time.

"Yo, that new Jedi Mind Tricks album is tragical.."

"All that plastic surgery has Lil Kim lookin' tragical."

by couch kat October 31, 2006