Torpedo

Peadophile

hey man i think that guy is a peado torpedo

by London_19 April 6, 2009

Topless Pam

When a freshman slut decides to walk around topless at frat houses, after being double teamed by several of their members.

Bruh 1- Hey did see that girl Tiffany here last night.

Bruh 2- Who?

Bruh 1- You know topless Pam.

Bruh 2- O yeah she gave me head and then ran around naked.

by Bruh 2 November 12, 2010

Semen Torpedo

When a person, most often a girl, is shrunk in size, and swallowed by a man. The girl then must waits til the man ejaculates and then shoots out of his penis, soaring across the room.

Fuck i just had a Semen Torpedo last night

by damnthatbitchisugly January 23, 2009

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

torpedorgasm

when a man orgasms/comes/blows his load underwater, usually in the bath or sometimes in a jacuzzi or swimming pool

Dude, I masterbated in the bath, torpedorgasm style, gimme 5!

by sarge2--7 August 15, 2007

topless espresso

An espresso ordered to-go without the protective lid. This is generally regarded as a very eco-friendly maneuver. Rationally, the likelihood of an espresso shot spilling while on-the-go is quite low given the amount of liquid involved compared to the height of the cup. Stated more directly, one has to be rather challenged to spill an espresso.

I don't normally order coffee, but when I do, I ask for "a topless espresso."

by KeepItCoolYo August 10, 2010

Torpedo Torture

When one person indian burns there penis.

I heard people in prison torpedo torture each other for sexual enjoyment

by Craza Fool September 18, 2010